This shit cracks me up... I checked into an old spam gmail account I have to configure something so I can use it as an smtp server with my ROKOS and I found this email. I just find it absolutely incredible that some nitwit somewhere actually falls for this. REALLY ! That this is even still attempted today is reason to stop fluoridating the water supply ! God help us all :-)
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LOLZ from the Nigerian Ambassador, gmail includes a disclaimer with the letter warning people. This should be on auto-delete to protect the stupid. I wonder if even with the warning some hapless fluoride head still falls for this nonsense. Sorry for being over critical but I just can't believe anyone would fall for this, and if they did shame on them ! |
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OK, I have to get back to what I was doing. I just had to share the stupidity.
Office of the US Ambassador to Nigeria
11 Garki road Abuja
Abuja, Nigeria.
Tel:
+2347084639869.
Att:Beneficiary,
Without missing words, I am convinced 100% that you have had bitter
experience with various scammers claiming to be high government
officials banks and thereby defrauding you of your hard earned money the
activities of these scammers has changed your perspective about
conducting business on the internet and you now believed there is no
genuine business that can be conducted on the internet. Well I am
American and the internet was created by Americans for the purpose of
creating; awareness for your products/ services and conducting genuine
business with ease. I am fully committed to deliver the diplomatic
consignment to you. I am a full citizen of the United States but i was
on a mission here in Nigeria as a us ambassador to Nigeria.
Hence, I am making every effort to ensure that no citizen of the United
States is cheated by Nigeria/Benin republic. Therefore, I need your
utmost support and understanding to actualize this dream. I also want
you to understand that i do trust you and i expect you to show me the
same trust and respect in return since trust is a 2-way street. On the
other hand, trust is a relationship of reliance. Trust also means being
able to predict what other people will do and what situations will
occur.
I shall be coming to your country for an official meeting on Monday and I
will be bringing your funds of $15.5m along with me but this time I
will not go through customs because as an ambassador to Nigeria, I am a
us government agent and I have the veto power to go through customs. As
soon as I am through with the meeting I shall then proceed to your
address. (Send your cell phone number and the address where you want me
to bring the package).
You have really paid so much in this delivery that makes me wonder. You
are a very lucky person because I shall be bringing it myself and there
is nothing anyone can do about it, your package($15.5m) must be
registered as an ambassadorial package for me to defeat all odds and the
cost of registering it is $108.the fee must be paid in the next 50
hours via western union or money gram so that all necessary arrangement
can be made before time will be against us. Contact me immediately for
the registering fee which is $108 only.
As soon as you send the fee make sure you send me the payment
information. My flight is Sunday and I expect you to comply before then
so that the delivery can be completed. If you do not comply, then it
will not be my fault if you do not receive your consignment.
Thank you,
James F. Entwistle,
Us Ambassador To Nigeria.
E-mail:jamesfentwistle2014@
gmail.com